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Jack Off The Beanstalk – Adults Only Pantomime

Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you’ve ever dared to see! 🐮

Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale—unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!

In this fabulously filthy twist, Dame Trott’s farm is in shambles… Desperate to rescue the farm, our hero Jack heads to the cattle market to save the day but is milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into handing over their beloved cow Daisy for a handful of “magic beans”

Will Flicking their Magic Beans save the day? 🫘

Will we have to get our chopper out? 🪓

Will Daisy get milked? 🥛

Exactly how big is this Beanstalk? 🫛

Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.

Leave the little ones at home, and help us Jack Off the Beanstalk… it’s big one 🍆

ADULTS ONLY

 

Sleeping Beauty Pantomime 2025/2026

JUST ANNOUNCED!

When the wicked fairy’s evil curse causes the Princess to prick her finger on a spinning wheel and fall into an enchanted sleep, can anyone rescue her from the magical slumber before it is too late?

Make your dreams come true next Christmas and join us for the sensational family pantomime Sleeping Beauty.

Relaxed performance 11:00am Saturday 20th December 2025

British Sign Language performance 1:00pm Saturday 27th December 2025

School Performances all at 10:00am on;

Wednesday 10th December

Thursday 11th December

Friday 12th December

Wednesday 17th December (SOLD OUT)

Thursday 18th December (SOLD OUT)

School performances are bookable via the Box Office on 01785 619080

Jack and The Beanstalk

RUN EXTENDED DUE TO PHENOMENAL DEMAND: Runs to January 5!

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Jack And The Beanstalk is full of fun!

Yes, our 2024/25 pantomime Jack And The Beanstalk is earning rave reviews from critics and audiences alike.

Don’t miss the show critics are calling ‘the perfect panto’ night out!

Forced to sell his lovely pet cow for some worthless beans, join Jack as he battles to outwit the great big giant, land riches beyond his wildest dreams and win the hand of his true love.

Get ready for great jokes, bad jokes, terrible jokes and lots of laughs, music, dancing and magic beans (maybe they aren’t worthless after all!).

Will Jack climb that giant beanstalk to reach his happy ending? Will the front rows get soaked in the process? Will you get the best seats in the house by booking early?

All this – and more – in the laugh-a-minute Jack And The Beanstalk that will make your Christmas complete.

Don’t miss out! Tickets from just £19 . . . Oh yes they are!

PS: Check out our Panto Packages to make your visit even more special!

 

PLUS: GET A TWO-FOR-ONE BOWLING VOUCHER WITH EVERY TICKET PURCHASED! SPONSORED BY:

Name a Seat

Gatehouse Theatre Stafford Auditorium

Here’s your chance to become part of the furniture at the Gatehouse for the next 10 years, with our new ‘Name a Seat’ programme.

Whether you’re looking for the perfect gift for a loved one, mark a special moment, say thank you to a friend, or honour a fellow theatre lover, sponsoring a seat in the main auditorium is the perfect memento of happy hours spent at the Gatehouse down the years.

It might just be a memorable quote, or a tribute to your favourite act – the choice is yours.

Your support will make a big difference and help towards projects including our Gatehouse Youth Theatre groups, which give local youngsters their first taste of theatre, our Dementia Friendly Classic Film Afternoons, or our ongoing support for local community groups.

Simply choose what you’d like to say on your specially-engraved metal plaque and we’ll proudly display it on a seat of your choice for the next 10 years. The plaques are 76mm x 50mm Gilt Self Anodised aluminium plate, which can be engraved with up to four lines of text or a maximum of 75 characters.

Donations are £150 per seat (although you can add an extra amount if you wish).

You will also receive a downloadable Certificate of Thanks and a picture of the plaque in place (we will also happily arrange a visit to the theatre for you to grab your own photo).

So sponsor a seat today – and there’ll always be a part of you at the Gatehouse.

For further information, please contact the Box Office on 01785 619080.

Beauty and The Beast

‘BEST PANTO EVER IN STAFFORD!’

Come and join us for the enchanting family pantomime Beauty and the Beast this Christmas.

With record-breaking sales, audiences are calling it ‘absolutely hilarious’, ‘spectacular’ and ‘the best panto ever in Stafford!’.

When an arrogant prince is cursed to live as a beast his only hope of salvation is to find love before the last petal falls from the magical rose.

When village girl Beauty comes into his life, is this the chance he has been waiting for?

Starring CBBC and Pop Idol legend MARK RHODES, Lord of the Dance soloist CELYN CARTWRIGHT, The Sooty Show’s WINK TAYLOR, renowned Dame DAVID PHIPPS-DAVIS, children’s TV favourite WENDY ABRAHAMS and – wait for it! – THEO THE MOUSE, this is the pantomime that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter this Christmas.

The great jokes, the bad jokes, the EVEN WORSE jokes, the puns, the costumes, the singing, the dancing, the all-round laugh-fest that will leave you with a warm glow and a smile as wide as Eastgate Street.

Don’t miss this superb Christmas pantomime – book now for the best seats!

 

PLEASE NOTE:  There is a BSL performance on Wednesday 20th December at 7pm – the best seats available to view the signer are bookable via the Box Office.

SCHOOL PERFORMANCES

Wednesday 20th December – 10:00am

Thursday 21st December – 10:00am

These are bookable via the Box Office on 01785 619080 (09:30 – 17:00 Monday – Saturday)