Emma Kenny’s Killer Couples

Emma Kenny’s new show, “Killer Couples,” explores the chilling realm of romance gone awry, delving into the dark psychology of couples turned killers.

From infamous pairs to modern mysteries, Emma unravels the disturbing evolution from love to malevolence.

Join her for a captivating exploration of what drives these deadly duos, challenging your perception of relationships and human nature.

Brace yourself for an unforgettable night of crime storytelling that promises intrigue, enlightenment, and a glimpse into love’s darkest potential.

Age restriction: 16+

FUN! with Barbara Nice

Would you like to have some FUN! with Queen of Comedy Barbara Nice?

With her Over-60s bus pass tucked safely into her bestest handbag, the nation’s favourite housewife is preparing to tour the country, bringing joy and laughter to every destination.

5-star award-winning entertainment from the tip-top Queen of Comedy.

Join ordinary housewife extraordinaire Barbara for a laugh-out-loud joyful get-together as we reconnect with what makes life worth living.

Barbara says “In these dark days, we need to find fun whenever we piggin’ can”. Expect Barbara’s unique comic insights into the current state of play on how we are all getting on.

This smashin’ show is suitable for anyone aged from fourteen to four score & ten, guaranteed to lift the spirits and put a spring in your step.

Edinburgh Festival regular and comedy circuit headliner Barbara Nice brings out the hidden joy in all of us.

Age: 14+

A message from Barbara about fun & laughter: “Laughter is the noise we make when we make connections. It’s like a two live wires meeting. Me and Vera and were talking about laughter and why we make the noise – we came up with idea that it’s when two opposing forces or ideas meet head on and the energy of the clash between them makes a thunderclap of laughter. Is this a new idea?” #BarbarasBigBangTheory.

Laughter is loud and attracts attention, it’s a signifier to tell others there is something good and important going on – Fun! Fun increases the production of positive hormones, namely oxytocin, serotonin and dopamine. These are neurotransmitters that improve your brain activity. So, Fun! is guaranteed to make you feel better.

Barbara Nice is a loveable force of nature. Hilarious and uplifting, she’s the perfect antidote to doom and gloom and if you’re in need of a comedy pick-me-up Barbara’s your woman – like your favourite aunt at a family wedding she’ll get you going with her unique comic insights and her celebrations of daily life.

Her husband knows nothing of her burgeoning comedy career – he thinks she’s either at bingo or dog sitting. Having supported comedians Johnny Vegas and Peter Kay on tour in the past, Barbara Nice is a circuit headline act in her own right, as well as being one of the most experienced comperes in the country.

In a smash hit audition for ITV’s Britain’s Got Talent in 2019, Barbara wowed the judges with her humour and eccentric style, which saw her reach the semi-finals.

“You are a comedy whirlwind. Everything was funny. I felt like tonight we watched as a star was born.” David Walliams
“A warm and wonderful act, an enthusiastic, livewire force of nature it’s hard not to love.” Chortle
“I have a feeling the public are going to love you.” Simon Cowell

***** The Independent
***** Chortle
***** Edinburgh Eve News
**** The List

“Brilliant Life affirming Comedy“ The List

5-star award-winning entertainment from the tip-top Queen of Comedy
Semi-finalist of ITV’s Britain’s Got Talent 2019
Comedy creation of Janice Connolly BEM (perhaps best known as Holy Mary in Peter Kay’s Phoenix Nights)
North West Comedy Awards Legend Award winner 2024

Nick Helm: No One Gets Out Alive

Are you ready to have the best damn night of your effing life? Well don’t worry, the man with the golden larynx is back – and he’s aiming high.

On his last tour Nick Helm promised you a Super Fun Good Time Show and, except for one man in Hull, no one could say he did anything other than more than deliver. This time, the International Treasure-in-Waiting is going to give you the best damn night of your miserable lives whether you want it or not.

Nick Helm is the greatest living all-round entertainer of his or any generation, living or dead, and he’s coming to a town near you. What are you going to tell your grandkids? That you were busy that night? Well get ready for your grandkids to stare at you with a complete lack of comprehension. You’ll be considered, locally, an idiot. From now on, every time you catch your own reflection in a car window or the back of an old DVD, you’ll think yourself a wally.

So chill the eff out, wind your effing neck in and buy an effing ticket. They’re affordable and there’s an interval to buy refreshments and to look at your fellow audience members with a cocked head asking “Did he just change our lives?” Relent to him. He. Is. Your. New. God. You can run and you can hide, but no one gets out alive.

Since starting stand-up comedy in 2007, Nick quickly gained attention from across the industry for his hilarious blend of one-liners, stories, poems and songs. He’s been twice nominated for an Edinburgh Comedy Award, released two successful albums, and was nominated for a BAFTA for short film Elephant, which he co-wrote, directed and starred in. As also seen on Uncle, Loaded, Nick Helm’s Heavy Entertainment, Live at the Apollo, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and many more.

‘Genuinely exciting’ ★★★★★ Telegraph
‘Terrific’ ★★★★ Times
‘It ain’t pretty, but it is hilarious’ ★★★★ Chortle
‘Brilliant one-liners and magnificent set pieces’ ★★★★ Independent
‘Helm is a comic tour de force, and then some’ ★★★★ Mail on Sunday

Age Guidance 16+ (strong language)
Presented by Plosive Live in association with Sophie Chapman Talent

 

 

Angela Barnes: Angst

A brand new stand-up show from Angela Barnes, star of Mock The Week and Live at The Apollo.

Angela is a worrier. Whatever it is, she’ll worry about it. But don’t let that worry you – she’ll worry enough for the both of you.

This hilarious show has some stories of success and sound logic, but mostly features stories of unmitigated failure, a distinct lack of wisdom, a little bit of German and loads of jokes.

Award winning comedian Angela’s last tour Hot Mess received critical acclaim and was filmed as a special available on ITVX. Angela has also appeared on Channel 4’s 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, BBC’s House of Games and is a regular guest on Radio 4’s The News Quiz. Angela also co-hosts the popular comedy history podcast We Are History.

“She’s just a gloriously down-to-earth, straight talking and extremely funny comic”
– The Guardian

Comedy in The MET

If you know, you know. Don’t miss three laugh-out-loud comics fearlessly taking to the mic in front of what’s sure to be a sell-out audience.

Book early to make sure you don’t miss out…

An Audience with Airline’s Jane Boulton

She was EASYJET’S Queen of TV for years, now she’s taken off and lands in Stafford next Saturday night for an evening filled with hilarious anecdotes, air travel insights, in-flight secrets – and plenty of surprises.

This captivating show offers an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at iconic TV series Airline. Featuring Jane Boulton, one of the show’s most beloved personalities, get on board for a laugh out loud and heartfelt journey through life at the UK’s busiest airports.

Expect funny stories, a glimpse into the world of airline customer service, and plenty of laughs as Jane shares unforgettable moments from the series and her career.

Perfect for anyone who loves storytelling, humour, and real-life drama.

Or just anyone who’s ever set foot on an airplane – and wondered what they’ve let themselves in for . . !

Beautiful Crazy – The Luke Combs Collection

Brand NEW for 2026, Beautiful Crazy is an exciting and authentic theatrical celebration of one of the biggest country stars on the planet… Luke Combs.

Featuring award-winning country singer Noel Boland and a band led by Sarah Jory, the world’s number one female pedal steel guitar player and BCMA Hall of Fame Inductee, Beautiful Crazy features fan favourites including: Ain’t No Love in Oklahoma, Where the Wild Things Are, Fast Car, When It Rains It Pours, She Got the Best of Me, Hurricane and, of course, Beautiful Crazy.

Since bursting onto the country scene, the singer-songwriter from North Carolina has enjoyed a meteoric rise in popularity, winning him fans across the world. He has since bagged numerous accolades including 11 CMA and 4 ACM awards, as well as becoming a six times Billboard Music Award winner.

With a perfect blend of country and Southern rock, prepare to be lifted by heartfelt lyrics and authentic storytelling through Luke’s songs about all things love, heartbreak and family.

Grab your tickets for Beautiful Crazy – the ultimate country music experience.

Comedy in The Main

LINE-UP NOW REVEALED

Stafford’s legendary comedy night has finally made it . . . to the BIG room baby!

Yes, for one night only we’re moving upmarket and upstairs – from the snug and cosy MET to the sheer luxury of the Main Auditorium; deep comfy seats, great sightlines, brilliant acoustics and, most importantly, a second bar.

So join us where the carpet tiles are paved with gold for a superb night of lols with a superb line-up to match; legendary MC Andy Robinson, award-winning Josh Jones and the head-in-the-clouds hilarity of Paul F Taylor.

The fun starts at 8.00pm sharp and the price remains a paltry £15.00 for a fun night out to get your weekend off to a superb start. Enjoy, you lovely people, you deserve it!

‘Andy Robinson is the best MC on the entire comedy circuit – and it’s not even close.’

‘Josh Jones continues to build an impressive reputation with his killer new material.’

‘Paul F Taylor might have his head in the clouds, but the belly laughs are what we’ll remember.Your MC Andy Robinson

Josh Jones and Paul Taylor (below)

Santa’s New Sleigh

Includes a gift for every child!

Sprocket and Dibs have a problem. Christmas is fast approaching and Santa’s Sleigh is nowhere to be found.

Will Sprocket and Dibs be able to create a new sleigh in time or will Christmas be cancelled? Can you help them save the day?

Only time will tell but with audience participation, sing-along songs and a free present from Santa for every child it promises to be the perfect festive treat.

This show is ideal for pre-school and children up to 8 years.

Running time: 50 Minutes

Jive Talkin’ 2026

The original and best Bee Gees tribute band are back on tour with a stunning new show and line-up.

Prepare to be amazed as the timeless repertoire of the Bee Gees is brought to life with such stunning authenticity and heart-felt sincerity that you will feel as if you are at a real Bee Gees Concert.

Jive Talkin’ deliver a powerhouse performance that is charged with emotion to produce a show unlike any other, to create a truly nostalgic journey through our most treasured musical memories.