Mark Simmons: Jest To Impress

BACK AFTER A SOLD OUT SHOW IN 2024

As Seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’ Mark Simmons had a ground-breaking 200+ date sell out debut tour lasting two years, spanning the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand.

Mark is back on tour in 2026 with Jest To Impress, a brand new show packed with even more expertly crafted one-liners, alongside his trademark off-the-cuff jokes based on random audience suggestions.

Mark is enjoying further success with his podcast, Jokes With Mark Simmons, where he invites a fellow comic, such as Gary Delaney, Sarah Millican, Milton Jones, and Penn & Teller to discuss jokes that they’ve written but for whatever reason couldn’t get to work.

Recipient of Victoria Wood Panel Prize Fringe 2023

UK Comics’ Comic 2022 – Best Act

RUNNER UP DAVE’s Top 10 Jokes of the Fringe 2022

‘Master of the crisp, clean, one-line zinger’

Lieven Scheire Science and Side Splitting Comedy

Discover the Show That Combines Science and Side-Splitting Comedy with Lieven Scheire!

Prepare for a night of laughter and mind-expanding insights with Lieven Scheire, Belgium’s beloved science-comedian! Often described as the “secret love child of Stephen Fry and Dara Ó Briain,” Lieven delivers a one-of-a-kind show that makes the mysteries of science entertaining and accessible.

With his background in physics and razor-sharp wit, Lieven brings science to life, diving into everything from Artificial Intelligence to the secrets of the cosmos, all with humour and a charming flair that’s delighted audiences across Europe.

Lieven is a sensation in Belgium and the Netherlands, regularly performing to sold-out theatres with 1,500+ fans. His English-language debut at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival sold out entirely, setting the stage for UK audiences to discover his unique blend of intellect and comedy. With high-profile appearances at events like London’s Barbican Centre, the ‘Pint of Science’ tour, and Oxford and Cambridge universities, Lieven has proven his appeal to curious, comedy-loving audiences in the UK.

He’s also the founder of Nerdland, Belgium’s leading science brand, which includes a top-rated podcast, best-selling books, and even the country’s biggest science festival. Lieven’s dedication to making science fun and accessible has earned him a devoted following and high praise from critics.

“An excellent theatre show that provides insights into the spectacular evolution of A.I. with great flair.”
— *Focus Knack ★★★★

“So intelligent and well-read that I expect Google to make a takeover bid for him soon.”
— De Morgen

Don’t Miss Out!

Join the UK audiences discovering Lieven Scheire, a show that’s guaranteed to leave you both enlightened and thoroughly entertained. Dive into the world of science, laugh until your sides hurt, and leave with a new appreciation for the wonders of the universe.

The Invisible Man

The thought of invisibility, and the advantages it could bring to someone, has captured the imagination of millions since HG Wells’ classic story was first published. The Invisible Man has been adapted many times for film, but rarely for the stage.

This original, fast-paced and riotous adaptation boasts 15 characters, played by just three energetic actors, aided by quick and silly costume changes, prop manipulation, whacky imagination and tons of tongue-and-cheek fun!

This theatrical, comedic re-telling is brought to you by Our Star Theatre Company, after their hugely successful 2023 UK tour and critically acclaimed sell-out run at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

The McDougalls: Pirate Adventure

A Musical Show for all the Family – Live on Stage!

Ahoy, mateys! Everyone’s favourite children’s theatre company presents a brand new swashbuckling singalong show for 2025.

Join Auntie Aggie, Max and Morag the Rabbit as they set sail on a musical treasure hunt, filled with songs and sea shanties such as Row Row Row Your Boat and A Sailor Went to Sea.

The McDougalls need YOU to join the crew – so why not come dressed as a pirate!

The McDougalls have risen to become the country’s biggest stars of family entertainment – the perfect introduction to live theatre for your little ones. Find out more by following The McDougalls on social media, and subscribe to their YouTube channel for FREE singalong songs.

Running Time: One Hour
Recommended for children up to age 9 to enjoy with their families.

“Everyone’s favourite children’s theatre company” – Daily Record

“A fun-filled musical stage act designed to entertain and enthral. A magical
theatre experience” – The Scotsman

K-POP Dance Heroes

Sing and dance along with the K-POP DANCE HEROES as they take you on a musical adventure through the biggest K-Pop hits of all time.

Featuring songs from the Netflix film ‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’, including the TikTok sensation ‘Golden’ and the iconic ‘Soda Pop’, alongside classic pop songs, and K-Pop chart toppers like ‘Dynamite’ from BTS and ‘Gangnam Style’ by PSY, this is the perfect show for the young and the young at heart.

K-POP DANCE HEROES features live vocalists and is filled with high energy, synchronized choreography and exceptional harmonies.

The animated film, ‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’, has now become the most watched film in the history of Netflix, with over 266 million views worldwide. The K-POP genre has taken the UK by storm, and this is your chance to enjoy all the greatest hits live on stage.

Come and join the K-POP PARTY!

Move it – Exercise sitting down

Gentle Movement • Mindful Breathing • Accessible for All
A class with gentle movement that is practiced while seated or using a chair for support.

This class is perfect for anyone seeking a safe, low-impact way to improve flexibility, strength, and balance—without needing to get down on the floor or stand.

Whether you’re recovering from injury, managing limited mobility, or simply looking for a more accessible movement class practice, this offers—movement, breath awareness, and relaxation—in a supportive, welcoming environment here at the theatre

No prior experience is needed. All bodies and abilities are welcome.

Ore Oduba stars in The Vintage Boys Rock ‘n’ Roll Show

Re-live the sounds of the 50s & 60s as The Golden Age of Rock ‘n’ Roll is authentically recreated by The Vintage Boys – Starring Ore Oduba.

TV Star and Entertainer Ore Oduba leads the show in a sensational return to the stage. Since winning Strictly Come Dancing in 2016, Ore has hosted flagship shows of the BBC with The One Show and ITV’s This Morning, as well as major international events like the Royal Wedding!

Now, Ore is back on the road hitting venues with one heck of a Rockin’ show!

With immaculate 3-part harmony, slick choreography, sharp suits and the backing of an incredible live band, the boys perfectly capture the look and sound of the golden era and will have you singing along and dancing in the aisles with their high-energy performance. Featuring over 40 hits from stars of the 50s and 60s including Chuck Berry, Eddie Cochran, Del Shannon, Bill Haley, Dion, The Everly Brothers, Buddy Holly, The Beatles, Elvis Presley, and many more! The show also features a little taste of what today’s music would sound like in the 50s & 60s as the boys put their unique ‘Vintage’ twist on a couple of modern-day pop hits.

Performing alongside a cast of West End performers, Ore Oduba’s showmanship and infectious energy promises to be one astounding night you do not want to miss!

VIP tickets include pre-show Meet and Greet. 

Tony Carroll: Think I’m Ars*d Tour 2025

Tony Carroll has been a standout in the comedy scene since 2010, earning a reputation as a crowd and comedian favourite.

As a regular headline act at the Hot Water Comedy Club, Tony delivers performances that are both likable and unpredictably brilliant. His natural charisma and quick wit make him a hit with audiences every time.

Beyond the stage, Tony co-hosts the hugely successful Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast, where his humour and insights continue to captivate listeners.

PCA Central

PCA Central event. Please note: An active membership is required before entering the show.

Full details from https://www.pcaofficial.com/pcacentral

Patti Boulaye’s “Here I Am”

Patti’s new one-woman show is called “Here I am” and majors on songs and hilarious stories from her life and all the shows that she has done in the West End and on Tour including “Mary Poppins” and “Hair” as Yum Yum in “The Black Mikado”, Carmen in “Carmen Jones” , Bloody Mary in “South Pacific”, Judy Garland in “The Night we Buried Judy Garland”, the Film “Music Machine” in which she played, Claire,  the female lead, The Channel 4 TV series “The Patti Boulaye Show” and many more, but also including songs and stories from her own one woman hit touring shows “Diana & Me”, “Billie & Me” and “Aretha & Me”.

Award winning singer and actress Patti Boulaye OBE has just completed a year-long Tour of the UK and Ireland as “The Bird Woman” in Mary Poppins for Sir Cameron Mackintosh and Disney to constant sellout houses. Dr Patti has returned to her university lecturing at the East London University after 14 years as a Visiting Teaching Fellow at Middlesex University.

“Here I am” will fill your day with music, laughter and dancing.