Ross Noble – Cranium of Curiosities

Roll up, roll up! Or use a more conventional form of transport to get to the show.  It’s entirely your choice. Unless you accidentally become trapped in a barrel*.
Should that happen, then just find an incline and start rolling to see the one and only Ross Noble!
 
He is the Wizard of Waffle, The Rambler Royale, The Noodlers’ Noodler, and he’s back live on stage to tour a tornado of tangents. 
What the show will be about is anybody’s guess, but that’s all part of the fun when you look inside his Cranium of Curiosities. 
 
*We strongly advise trying not to get trapped in a barrel before or during the performance.  Despite the expression “barrel of laughs,” it may impede your enjoyment of the show.
 
“Thrilling to watch… weepingly funny” Daily Mail

Recommended 15+

 

Queen Rhapsody

“Relive the magic” of a majestic Queen concert with Queen Rhapsody.

Queen Rhapsody faithfully recreates the energy, excitement, and emotion of a classic Queen concert! An authentic tribute, the four-piece band delivers powerful vocals, driving rock anthems and flamboyant showmanship.

The band have been touring Britain and Europe captivating audiences with their nostalgic tribute show!

“We are very proud of our show, and put all of our energy into making the show sound like Queen did in their magnificent live concerts” said Bradley Mitchell – Producer of Queen Rhapsody.

After 9 years of touring the band is tighter than ever and the show has a great repertoire from fan-favourites’ to Queen’s stadium rock anthems.

Performances include hits from every decade of Queen’s musical legacy including Bohemian Rhapsody, It’s A Kind Of Magic & We Will Rock You.

The Mersey Beatles – 60 years of Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band

Get ready for a spectacular show like no other in 2027 as the world’s favourite Liverpool-born tribute to The Beatles celebrate the 60th anniversary of Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.

The iconic 1967 album is not only considered one of the greatest musical works of all time, but one which changed music forever.

Featuring such classic songs as Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, With A Little Help From My Friends, When I’m Sixty Four, Being For The Benefit of Mr Kite and A Day In The Life, it remains a masterpiece 60 years after its release.

The Mersey Beatles bring this seminal work to life – in all its psychedelic brilliance, before taking the audience on a journey through the Fab Four’s legendary catalogue – from the songs of Beatlemania to Abbey Road.

The Mersey Beatles have been rocking sold-out audiences around the globe since 1999 with their truly authentic and widely acclaimed celebration of John, Paul, George and Ringo.

The band – who clocked up more than 600 appearances in a 10-year residency at Liverpool’s legendary Cavern Club before touring the world – brilliantly exude the inner and outer spirit of the original Fab Four.

From the costumes, instruments, cheeky Scouse wit and, of course, that brilliant era-defining Mersey sound, The Mersey Beatles stunning live stage show is a gloriously presented hit-packed celebration.

More than a million people have seen The Mersey Beatles across the world – now be part of the ultimate 60th birthday party for a legendary album and the genius band who created it.

A Vision of Elvis 2027

A Vision of Elvis returns with an EPIC new production starring world-renowned Elvis tribute artist Rob Kingsley.
Featuring a full live band, backing vocalists, dynamic visuals, and stunning lighting, this high-energy theatre concert delivers an electrifying celebration of Elvis Presley’s legendary career — from timeless classics to the iconic Vegas years.
Award-winning performer Rob Kingsley is widely regarded as one of the world’s leading Elvis tribute artists, captivating audiences with powerhouse vocals, authentic style, and commanding stage presence.
More than a tribute show, A Vision of Elvis is a premium live concert experience that continues to attract strong box office sales, repeat bookings, and outstanding audience feedback across theatres nationwide.
The Ultimate Elvis Experience – Live on Stage.

Funny As Cup – The Comedy Gameshow

Get ready for a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud comedy clash where two teams of three comedians go head-to-head in a brilliantly chaotic battle of wit, hosted by Luke and Lewis.

With the audience choosing a captain for each side, the show unfolds over three rounds, each sparked by the spin of a wheel that decides the topic.

From there, it’s a comedic free-for-all as performers take turns delivering jokes inspired (however loosely) by the theme – while gleefully heckling teammates and rivals alike. Expect quick thinking, unexpected punchlines, and plenty of playful banter.

The show is firmly in the audience’s hands: they not only decide the winners of each round through cheers and applause, but one lucky audience member is chosen to step up as referee for the night—attempting to keep order (with varying degrees of success).

A must-see for fans of panel shows and live stand-up, this high-energy format guarantees big laughs and unpredictable fun every time.

Suitable for ages 14+

 

Alasdair Beckett-King: King of Crumbs

ABK is the crumbliest comedian in the game: a multi-award-winning stand-up comic and (occasionally) an internet sensation.

Come vagabonds, come mountebanks, come coney-catchers and cutpurses and meet the King of Crumbs!

As seen on Mock the Week and 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

★★★★★ “An absolute treasure trove” (Chortle) “Either a genius or a very silly man” (Rolling Stone)

Santa’s Best Ever Christmas – the show where every child gets a present from Santa!

A new Christmas show, featuring children’s TV’s CHRIS JARVIS as the voice of Dasher the Reindeer!

“It’s always the most wonderful time of the year, full of peace and love, family and friends – so why does Santa think that this Christmas is going to be the best one ever… can you guess?

Dotty the Elf thinks Santa is planning a surprise Christmas party, Pompom the Penguin thinks Santa has been making Christmas crackers, and Dasher the Reindeer thinks Santa has got their biggest Christmas tree ever – do you think they’re right?

Or do the other reindeer know? They all seem very excited in their stable…”

Join Father Christmas and friends in this brand new, festive, musical, interactive adventure to make 2026 Santa’s Best Ever Christmas! Featuring the voice of children’s TV star CHRIS JARVIS as Dasher the Reindeer, it’s a family show most suitable for 2-8 year olds, where every child will receive a specially wrapped present from Santa
– after the most Christmassy Christmas show ever, HO-HO-HO!

Songs include children’s favourites Jingle Bells, The Hokey Cokey, Away In A Manger, Baby Shark, The Twelve Days Of Christmas, We Wish You A Merry Christmas, and many more!

“It was perfect, full of fun, singing and laughter, what better way to start the festive season!” – ‘Mummy Monster’ blog

“The Santa Shows have become our Christmas tradition and we love them! Perfect engagement with the children, lots of audience participation and the children were beside themselves when Father Christmas gave them a present after the show. Wonderful value for money and top rate entertainment!” – Natalie D, mum of Rae

“Eyes lit up full of wonder and joy – as my children walked away from receiving their gift they whispered, “That was the real Santa!” – Families North Hampshire

“A magical way to start our Christmas celebrations and a memory I shall treasure!” – Basingstoke Gazette

(Please note that Chris Jarvis does not appear in person)

 

 

Stafford Players Present The Picture of Dorian Gray

Stafford Players Present… The Picture of Dorian Gray
by Merlin Holland and John O’Connor based on the novel by Oscar Wilde
4-7 November 2026

A man who never ages. A portrait that reveals the truth.

In this striking adaptation of The Picture of Dorian Gray, Dorian Gray trades his soul for eternal youth, while his portrait bears the scars of his hidden life.

As he descends into a world of beauty, pleasure, and corruption, the cost of his wish becomes impossible to escape.

A dark and compelling tale of vanity, temptation, and the price of a perfect life.

 

Spot’s Birthday Party

EVERY TICKET COMES WITH A FREE PARTY HAT AND MEET AND GREET WITH SPOT AFTER THE SHOW

Join Spot and his friends for this engaging and interactive show for everyone age 2+ – and their grown-ups of course!

With integrated Makaton, catchy songs, dancing and lots of interactive party games, this is going to be the best birthday party ever!

Based on the beloved Eric Hill classic Happy Birthday Spot, this brand-new adaptation is the perfect introduction to theatre for children – they’ll be encouraged to sign and dance along with Steve the Monkey, Tom the Crocodile, Helen the Hippo and Sally and Sam, Spot’s parents, to say a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPOT!

Spot has been an integral part of childhood for over 40 years and with his inquisitive nature, sense of curiosity, boundless energy, and simple shapes and colours, Spot helps families, babies and toddlers explore the world around them.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ‘A Joy! Fun for all ages’ – NorthWestEnd

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ‘A lovely family day out!’ – Curtain Call Reviews

The Gingerbread Boy

Deep in Fairy-tale Forest lives a remarkable boy made entirely of gingerbread! His lonely world is changed forever when Blake, a young lad from a nearby village, stumbles upon his incredible cookie cottage. Together, the two boys embark on a madcap journey of discovery.

And it’s Christmas Eve too … another surprise visitor is on his way!

Full of heart, laughter and song – and a healthy helping of cake – The Gingerbread Boy is a brand-new Christmas story about friendship and celebrating our differences.

The perfect festive treat for ages 3+

Running time 50 minutes plus meet Santa after the show where every child receives a present!

Ticket includes a free present for every child.