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Carlton Kirby’s True Tales of The Tour de France

Carlton Kirby, the Voice of Cycling, shares all tales and frank opinions from his 25 years’ covering the sport.

In a funny and revealing evening for all cycling fans, Carlton will be sharing his front-row experiences from the Tour de France and other big races – plus the lessons he’s learned from life on the road, as a bon viveur in budget hotels across Europe.

Carlton Kirby has been in the commentary box for a golden age of British cycling and the evening will also include stories of his not-always-happy dealings with British stars from Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome to Mark Cavendish and his legendary co-commentator Sean Kelly.

Carlton will be in conversation with former Procycling magazine writer Duncan Steer.

Carlton will be also be signing copies of his latest book ‘Sticky Bottle’.

This is a chance to see one of TV’s most entertaining commentators and raconteurs in an intimate venue. We expect this event to sell out so do please book early to avoid disappointment.

The Salts

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

The Salts are one of the most exciting and energetic concepts around, performing original material alongside their own interpretations of traditional songs we all know and love.

Their live shows have been going down a storm throughout the UK at festivals and venues alike.

The band feature five seasoned musicians collectively performing a mixture of instruments as well as great harmonies and are guaranteed to get the crowd singing along.

“The Salts – they were just outstandingly brilliant”
Tim Walker BBC (Costa del Folk 2022).
21st century folk fires a respectful broadside at the traditional.
The Salts are a co-operative of seasoned musicians, creating what is fast becoming one of the most exciting and energetic folk concepts of recent times.
With their own unique sound that mixes well written original compositions alongside classic traditional tunes, it’s a guaranteed blast. Their debut album ‘SHE RISES’ and second album ‘BRAVE’ are receiving rave reviews across the board along with the new ‘LIVE IN LONDON TOWN’ Cd.
“Incredibly gutsy stuff with a big sound”
Mike Harding, (The Mike Harding Folk Show)

Matt Bragg Has Nothing Wrong With Him

Recently described by Chortle as a mix between Jack Dee and Frank Skinner wrapped in a Mod’s fashion sense, Matt Bragg is taking his debut show on tour.

A selection of his best bits from 7 years on the comedy circuit which, have taken him all over Europe, from basements to theatres and arenas supporting the likes of Ricky Gervais, John Bishop, Suzi Ruffell and Jason Manford.

“Classic observational comedy, delivered with effortless style” – Ricky Gervais

“Matt Bragg is brilliantly funny” – Suzi Ruffell

“Exemplary stand up” – Tom Rosenthal

16+ age guidance

The Giant Killers

The Giant Killers is the critically acclaimed, inspiring true story of Football’s greatest ever underdog.

Set in 1870s Lancashire, amidst the poverty and social unrest caused by the cotton famine, Darwen FC rose up to become a shining beacon of hope for their town.

The first workers to ever compete in the FA Cup, a competition that has been exclusively played by the country’s wealthiest gentlemen to this point, they will face challenges both on and off the pitch.

This isn’t a tale of how the rich upper classes generously shared their game with the world – this is the truth. The workers have had their game – the old mob style football taken from them – they’ve had their incomes squashed but now they’ve found a space where they are allowed to fight back. In the early rounds they are drawn against The Remnants – an opportunity to become the FA Cup’s first-ever Giant Killers.

But if they win they face the game’s greatest Giants – The Old Etonians.

While the workers of the town prepare to strike, the football team becomes their representative – a chance to show the world that they are worth more than what they are being given and that they are just as good as their wealthy opponents.

Four actors bring to life the incredible cup run that would change not just football, but the country – forever.

Part love story, part social history, part recreation of the greatest football match you’ve never heard of.

The Giant Killers is a rip-roaring show full of spirit and passion that will ignite a fire in everyone – whether you know the offside rule or not.

14+ age guidance

Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life

Get ready for an unforgettable experience as Justin returns with “The Greatest Performance of My Life”. After a successful and extensively extended tour of his 2022 show Stretch and Think (which you can catch in full on YouTube), he’s back on the road with this new show.

The story covers subjects ranging from pantomimes to dreams, how to behave in hospitals, small talk, realising his Mum is a northern version of Columbo, and how being a smart-mouthed kid saved him from a life of continually being beaten up.

Above all else, it’s the Justin you have to come to expect. It’s funny and interesting, and perhaps there’s a little bit that warms the soul, too.

★★★★ “What sets him apart is the craft. Lightning fast wit, masterful delivery.” Chortle

★★★★ “If joke-telling is your thing, then Justin Moorhouse is your man…very high gag rate”Fest

★★★★“Skilful crafting…he keeps the laughs coming” British Theatre Guide “He charms the pants off the crowd” Sunday Times “The amount of first-rate comic craft that goes into his routines is worthy of admiration” Guardian “Simultaneously down-to- earth and out of this world”

The List Age guidance: 14+

Tiny Tim’s Biggest Adventure

Seven years ago Tiny Tim decided to go on his own adventure navigating through adult life and posting about his calls on social media.
With over 120 million views on YouTube and over 10 million followers on all social media platforms, I’m sure at some point you have all seen the hilarious videos of the legend that is Tiny Tim’s Adventures.

Now it’s your turn to join the man behind the voice on his BIGGEST adventure to date.

Come along for a night with Tiny Tim LIVE. ON STAGE. IN PERSON.

Note: There will be moderate swearing throughout the performance. Suitable for 16 plus years.

Mark Smith: The Story of the Victoria Cross

‘For Valour – The Story of the Victoria Cross’

It is the nation’s highest military honour, awarded only to the bravest of the brave.

Now, hear the full story of The Victoria Cross from the Antiques Roadshow’s Medals and Militaria expert Mark Smith.

With fascinating insight and incredible stories of bravery in the face of the enemy, this is a night that will stir the soul.

Mark explains how the VC came about, expels some of the myths that have grown up around it and and presents some of the breath-taking stories of those who have been earned Britain’s highest award for bravery.

He has appeared on many Television Programmes, such as Deep Wreck Mysteries, Who Do You Think You Are, Bargain Hunt as well as regular appearances on The One Show, and Breakfast TV.

Acknowledged as a Worldwide expert on the Victoria Cross he has written 5 books on ‘The Great War’ and contributed to many other books and magazines. He is a Member of the Western Front Association and the Orders and Medals Research Society.

Mark is recognised as the Medals and Militaria expert from BBC TV’s Antiques Roadshow since 2014.

He has appeared on many Television Programmes, such as Deep Wreck Mysteries, Who Do You Think You Are, Bargain Hunt as well as regular appearances on the One Show, and Breakfast TV

Mark is a regular guest on Radio at the British Forces Broadcasting Service and podcasts for ABF The Soldiers Charity.

His passion with British medals including VCs began in 1969 and Mark now owns an extensive private collection amassed over the years; he started dealing in Militaria in 1983 which has become part of this life-long enthusiasm he loves to share with his audiences.

He is also a world renowned Battlefield Tour Guide.

Limited Meet & Greet Tickets

Meet Mark for an exclusive session to evaluate and explain your Family Medals and discuss the Battles and History of your own relatives Units and Service.

George Lewis & Josh Jones – Edinburgh Preview

Catch two top comics warming up for Edinburgh!

Brand new hour from BBC New Comedy Award finalist and Edinburgh’s Best Newcomer Award nominee 2022; one of the most refreshing and original comedic voices to emerge from the North-West in recent years. Fast becoming a TV regular Josh has recently made breakthrough appearances on 8 Out Of 10 Cats (E4), Reality News (E4), Undeniable (Comedy Central), Fast Food Face Off (BBC Three), CelebAbility (ITV2) and Jonathan Ross’ Comedy Club (ITV).

‘Each year Josh’s star rises, he is a naturally funny performer’ ★★★★.5 (RGM)

‘Confident and assured comedy hour from a hugely likeable and talented man …rays of sunshine like him are sorely needed in a dark and depressing world’ ★★★★ (London Theatre 1)

You might know George Lewis from Instagram or TikTok. Well, how do you fancy seeing the full sized version in real life? He’s here to try out a load of new material. He’s supported Romesh Ranganathan, Tom Allen, Russell Kane & Josh Widdicombe on tour, performed stand up on tv several times and written a bestseller- ‘Don’t Panic! Everything the expectant dad needs to know’, so you’re in safe hands.

Our Trace Knickers & All Comedy Show

RESCHEDULED TO NEW DATE: April 11, 8.00pm

We’re so sorry, but Our Trace has been taken ill and can’t perform on Friday, March 21.

The good news is she’s rescheduled the show for APRIL 11 – another Friday night just a few weeks away.

You don’t need to do anything, as your original tickets will still be valid for the new date.

If you can’t make it, or if you have any questions, just give the Box Office a call on 01785 619080.

Apologies again and we look forward to seeing you soon – we promise the wait will be worth it! 

Our Trace is a multi award winning comedienne. She shot to fame after 26 years working on the entertainment circuit.Three years ago a member of the audience posted a Facebook live video at one of her shows. This clip went viral, achieving in excess of 8 MILLION views worldwide., turning her into an overnight internet sensation.

After this, Our Trace was approached by BGT. She auditioned and got 4 ‘yes’s’ from the judges, further adding to her growing fan base, leaving everyone wanting more of the funny woman in the posh frock.

Our Trace shares her life stories and experiences, many containing adult content., music, song and audience participation.

18+ age guidanceWHAT THE PEOPLE SAY…

A few reviews from Our Trace page on Facebook:

“Had Our Trace last night at our venue….WOW what a show it was she was absolutely FABULOUSSSS!! Laughs all the way though and had lots of positive reviews back off our customers. If you want a good show then book our Trace!! You won’t be disappointed.

We are already looking forward to having her back. 10000% recommend!!”

“I luv this talented lady Our Trace is a brilliant comedian and will raise the roof anywhere! “

“She’s just hilarious from start to finish”

“Saw Our Trace for the first time in Tenerife , all I can say is thank God for Tena ladies”

“Went to see our trace at the Albert halls in Bolton what a brilliant night. Our trace is witty and funny hilarious I recommend you go and see her.”

“Was hilarious from start to finish with some really original stuff. Would highly recommend as my sides are still sore from laughing😂”

“A very funny lady. A comedy breath of fresh air. Definitely well worth watching and had everyone in hysterics with audience participation.”

“What can I say apart from Our Trace is the funniest, loveliest comedian I have ever seen.

“One truly naturally funny lady. Amazing!”

The Amazing Bubble Man

Louis Pearl is one of the world’s leading bubble-ologists. He began in 1980 by making, demonstrating, and selling a toy called the Bubble Trumpet on a street corner in Berkeley, California.

Eventually his toy company had 147 products with international manufacturing and distribution, but Louis found that he preferred playing with the toys over selling them.

He sold Tangent Toys in 2002. Since then he has been touring the world, performing hundreds of shows every year.