You Choose

You Choose – A different story in every show!

Based on the brilliant book by Pippa Goodhart and Nick Sharratt Nonsense Room Productions bring you a brand new interactive musical show for all the family.  

But in this show – YOU CHOOSE what happens!   

Using the picture book as inspiration and through a series of games and challenges each show will come up with a unique story, with different characters every time! 

Recommended for ages 2-7.

Austen’s Women: LADY SUSAN

From the award-winning creators of Austen’s Women, A Christmas Carol, I, Elizabeth, Female Gothic, Christmas Gothic, and A Room of One’s Own.

Austen’s Women are back – in a brand-new solo comedy show! Devil-may-care Lady Susan, the coquettish black widow, hunting down not one, but two, fortunes; oppressed, rebellious daughter Frederica; long-suffering sister-in-law Catherine; family matriarch Mrs De Courcy; and insouciant best friend, Alicia.

Return to the Regency (or rather, Georgian) in this wickedly funny tale of society and the women trapped within it; their struggles, their desires, their temptations and manipulations – and at the vanguard, Lady Susan: charming, scheming, witty, and powerful; taking on society and making it her own. But has she met her match?

Based on Jane Austen’s first full-length work from 1794, the piece is performed by Rebecca Vaughan and directed by Andrew Margerison. This is Austen as you’ve never seen her before!

Created in collaboration with The Old Town Hall, Hemel Hempstead.

Pet Shop Boys, actually: In Concert

If you can’t get to see the real Pet Shop Boys next year then we have the next best thing here for your entertainment.
So if your favourite song is West End Girls, It’s a Sin, Heart or Always on my Mind then don’t miss the best tribute around.

Dom Joly – The Conspiracy Tour

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“Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean you’re not being followed!”

Dom Joly has been off travelling the globe again. This time, he’s been looking into some of the strangest and weirdest conspiracy theories in existence. Now, he’s now set to embark on a rather unique theatre tour, where Dom will be providing a hilarious, fascinating, and slightly anarchic guide to the wacky world of conspiracies.

1. Is the earth flat?

2. Does Finland exist?

3. Did JFK commit suicide?

4. Are Q Anon mentally ill?

5. Is Bill Gates using vaccines to take control of your mind?

6. Is Denver Airport a massive panic room for the Illuminati?

7. Are UFO’s piloted by lizards?

In the spirit of fairness, Dom will also be inviting a well-known and highly respected conspiracy theorist, Dr Julian Northcote, to take the stage and defend the alternate view.

Due to the extremely controversial views aired in the show, security will be at an optimum and audiences are warned that angry demonstrations are very likely–or is that just another conspiracy?!

 

 

Classic Film Afternoon – Love Me Tender

Confederate soldiers led by Vance Reno (Richard Egan) rob a Union train of its payroll money. But because the Civil War officially ended the day before, their theft was not a legitimate act of war. Now an outlaw, Vance takes his share and heads home, where he intends to marry his fiancée, Cathy (Debra Paget). But upon arrival he discovers that she has already married his youngest brother, Clint (Elvis Presley). The troubled family tries to reconnect — while also evading the law.

CLASSIC FILM AFTERNOONS: A hot drink, a cake and a great film – all for just £6.00 (£10 for two)

Please note: Refreshments served from 12.00, film starts at 1.00pm.

All our classic film screenings are Dementia Friendly and supported by Tesco Community Grants. Every little helps.

 

 

 

Classic Film Afternoon – True Grit

After hired hand Tom Chaney (Jeff Corey) murders the father of 14-year-old Mattie Ross (Kim Darby), she seeks vengeance and hires U.S. Marshal “Rooster” Cogburn (John Wayne), a man of “true grit,” to track Chaney into Indian territory. As the two begin their pursuit, a Texas Ranger, La Boeuf (Glen Campbell), joins the manhunt in hopes of capturing Chaney for the murder of a Texas senator and collecting a substantial reward. The three clash on their quest of bringing to justice the same man.

CLASSIC FILM AFTERNOONS: A hot drink, a cake and a great film – all for just £6.00 (£10 for two)

Please note: Refreshments served from 12.00, film starts at 1.00pm.

All our classic film screenings are Dementia Friendly and supported by Tesco Community Grants. Every little helps.

 

 

 

Classic Film Afternoon – Funny Face

Dispatched on an assignment, New York City-based fashion photographer Dick Avery (Fred Astaire) is struck by the beauty of Jo Stockton (Audrey Hepburn), a shy bookstore employee he’s photographed by accident, who he believes has the potential to become a successful model. He gets Jo to go with him to France, where he snaps more pictures of her against iconic Parisian backdrops. In the process, they fall for one another, only to find hurdles in their way.

CLASSIC FILM AFTERNOONS: A hot drink, a cake and a great film – all for just £6.00 (£10 for two)

Please note: Refreshments served from 12.00, film starts at 1.00pm.

All our classic film screenings are Dementia Friendly and supported by Tesco Community Grants. Every little helps.

 

 

 

Classic Film Afternoon – Top Gun

The Top Gun Naval Fighter Weapons School is where the best of the best train to refine their elite flying skills. When hotshot fighter pilot Maverick (Tom Cruise) is sent to the school, his reckless attitude and cocky demeanor put him at odds with the other pilots, especially the cool and collected Iceman (Val Kilmer). But Maverick isn’t only competing to be the top fighter pilot, he’s also fighting for the attention of his beautiful flight instructor, Charlotte Blackwood (Kelly McGillis).

CLASSIC FILM AFTERNOONS: A hot drink, a cake and a great film – all for just £6.00 (£10 for two)

Please note: Refreshments served from 12.00, film starts at 1.00pm.

All our classic film screenings are Dementia Friendly and supported by Tesco Community Grants. Every little helps.

 

 

 

Classic Film Afternoon – The Wizard Of Oz

When a tornado rips through Kansas, Dorothy (Judy Garland) and her dog, Toto, are whisked away in their house to the magical land of Oz. They follow the Yellow Brick Road toward the Emerald City to meet the Wizard, and en route they meet a Scarecrow (Ray Bolger) that needs a brain, a Tin Man (Jack Haley) missing a heart, and a Cowardly Lion (Bert Lahr) who wants courage. The wizard asks the group to bring him the broom of the Wicked Witch of the West (Margaret Hamilton) to earn his help.

CLASSIC FILM AFTERNOONS: A hot drink, a cake and a great film – all for just £6.00 (£10 for two)

Please note: Refreshments served from 12.00, film starts at 1.00pm.

All our classic film screenings are Dementia Friendly and supported by Tesco Community Grants. Every little helps.

 

 

 

The Real Manhunter – Live

Writer, broadcaster and former murder detective DCI Colin Sutton takes you through his career – from cracking cold cases and chasing serial killers, to writing books and making TV shows.

He led many of the most high-profile and successful murder investigations of his generation, and although he’ll forever be associated with the arrest and conviction of serial killer Levi Bellfield and ‘Night Stalker’ Delroy Grant, his career was so much more.

As portrayed by Martin Clunes in the hit ITV real-crime drama Manhunt, meet the real DCI Sutton and hear how he tracked down some of Britain’s most notorious killers.