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Jack Off The Beanstalk – Adults Only Pantomime

Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you’ve ever dared to see! 🐮

Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale—unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!

In this fabulously filthy twist, Dame Trott’s farm is in shambles… Desperate to rescue the farm, our hero Jack heads to the cattle market to save the day but is milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into handing over their beloved cow Daisy for a handful of “magic beans”

Will Flicking their Magic Beans save the day? 🫘

Will we have to get our chopper out? 🪓

Will Daisy get milked? 🥛

Exactly how big is this Beanstalk? 🫛

Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.

Leave the little ones at home, and help us Jack Off the Beanstalk… it’s big one 🍆

ADULTS ONLY

 

Comedy in The MET – October

Our legendary comedy nights are what keeps you laughing as the year goes on!

Don’t miss three laugh-out-loud comics fearlessly taking to the mic in front of what’s sure to be a sell-out audience.

Book early to make sure you don’t miss out…

Comedy in The MET – September

You know about our legendary comedy nights, right? Nice. Get in, quick.

Don’t miss three laugh-out-loud comics fearlessly taking to the mic in front of what’s sure to be a sell-out audience.

Book early to make sure you don’t miss out…

Beatlemania

2025 sees the 60th anniversary of the Beatles 2nd film and 5th album “Help!” and also the 6th album “Rubber Soul”.

The “Ticket to Ride in ‘25” tour will feature a lot of songs from 1965 including Help, Yesterday, Day Tripper, Nowhere Man, and Norwegian Wood.

The rest of the show will include as many other massive songs as possible…She Loves you, I Want To Hold Your Hand, I Feel fine, Yellow Submarine, All You Need is Love, Penny Lane, Hey Jude, Something, Get Back and so many more. . .

Every song is a winner in this note-perfect musical love letter to the Fab Four.

From their mop-top beginnings to the psychedelic highs of Sgt Pepper and beyond, all the biggest hits feature.

This highly acclaimed production brings The Beatles to life, live on stage.

Stunning attention to detail – from the original musical instruments and stitch perfect costumes even down to Lennon and McCartney’s on-stage banter – combines with superb vocals and sublime musicianship.

Money can’t buy you love, but it can get you seats for an evening to remember featuring the biggest and best songs ever recorded, performed live in concert.

Get your ticket to ride back in time in style with the incredible Beatlemania.

 

Living The Life Of Riley

Joanne Riley always knew there was something different about her son Jackson, he didn’t interact with other kids was very demanding and rarely spoke: Then came the bombshell, Jackson was diagnosed with autism.

Everyone tried to pull together but when Grandma moved in to “help out” things took a decided downward turn!!!

Living the Life of Riley is a heart-warming, heart-breaking and hilarious tale of a family, trying to negotiate their way through teenage tantrums, autism, and Grandma.

Starring:

Vicky Entwistle (Coronation Street)

Leah Bell (Dirty Dusting)

Paul Dunn (Vera, George Gently)

Alison Stanley (Writer & Producer)

‘Absolutely hilarious – five stars!’ 

The Phantoms Starring Lee Mead

In this spellbinding night of music celebrating the most beloved musicals of all time, The Phantoms takes us on a magical journey through iconic shows such as Les Misérables, Miss Saigon, West Side Story, Jesus Christ Superstar, Joseph, and of course, The Phantom of the Opera.

Lee Mead is joined by former cast members of The Phantom of the Opera in a night combining spectacular vocal performances and tantalising tales.

Get to know Lee Mead and his journey from the dressing rooms of Phantom to the living rooms of the nation on his way to winning BBC’s Any Dream Will Do, becoming one of the hottest tickets in town!

You certainly will not want to miss the music of THIS night.

Dantastic’s Pirate Adventure

Join Dantastic Productions and the hilarious panto comic Dan Whitley for a super high energy, interactive, pirate show for kids!

Great for ages 3-8. A swashbuckling comedy musical adventure to find the hidden treasure.

Dantastic is on the lookout to find new pirate recruits to join him on his quest to follow the magic map to the secret pirate island.

Expect plenty of singing, dancing, comedy characters, pantomime style slapstick fun and audience interaction. An action packed hilarious show with guaranteed laughter – Dantastic style!

The Carpenters Experience

When we were young we’d listen to the radio, waiting for our favourite songs. Now they’re back again, like a long-lost friend, all the songs we loved so well.

The UK’s leading Carpenters show, featuring the amazing voice of Maggie Nestor and eight top-class musicians, captures the sights and sounds of the amazing talents of Richard and Karen Carpenter.

Karen’s silky contralto is combined with Richard’s delightful piano and seamless harmonies in this big production that brings Close to You, We’ve only Just Begun, Top of the World, Rainy Days and Mondays, Solitaire, Goodbye to Love, Please Mr Postman, For All We Know, Only Yesterday and dozens more classic songs to the stage.

The Carpenters Experience is coming to town for an evening of non-stop hits – it’s yesterday once more.

Classic Film Afternoon – Four Weddings and a Funeral

It’s (the day before) Valentine’s Day, so we’ve got a special romantic comedy Classic Film treat for you!

Over the course of five social occasions, a committed bachelor must consider the notion that he may have discovered love.

There are unforgettable wedding speeches, funeral tears, mad dancing and romantic entanglements galore in Richard Curtis’ much-loved modern classic starring Hugh Grant, Andie McDowell and many more household names.

Tickets just £6.00 with a cake and a hot drink or £10.00 for two.

 

 

Dinosaur Adventure Live: The Big Jurassic Storm

Dinosaur Adventure Live is back with its third roaring chapter!

This Family Favourite show has brand new Dinosaur additions and an exciting new adventure making it the perfect family day out!

Captivating both the young and young at heart, step back in time to a world of living, breathing, life-like Dinosaurs in this brand-new ROAR-some adventure!

Taking you on an unforgettable journey through the Jurassic era, experience the thrill of getting up close with Dinosaurs and feel the thunderous roar of a T-Rex, learn about their history and even feed them but be careful – you might end up on the menu!

When a satellite tasked with controlling the island’s weather systems malfunctions, chaos erupts.

The island’s tropical climate spirals leading to one big JURASSIC STORM. If not stopped, it will erase all existence of the island… forever!

The mission: find the code hidden deep within the island, reboot the satellite and save the Dinosaurs before it’s too late. Children are encouraged to participate and at times it’s hard to tell who is having more fun, the kids or their adults?

The performance has educational and comic elements throughout; Dinosaur Adventure Live, a show that has been 65 million years in the making…

Are you ready for the adventure?