Milton Jones: Ha!Milton

This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it.

He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes…and there’s a bit about tomatoes.

You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff.

A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense.

WARNING

*contains jokes from the start.

“He’s fast, absurd and very Funny” Radio Times

‘No-one can touch Jones when he hits his stride’ The Guardian

Alfie Moore: A Face For Radio

Back by popular demand!

If you’ve heard that FAIR COP copper bloke on Radio 4, heard him speak at a dinner or conference or seen him on a mixed bill at a comedy club and thought “I wish I could see him performing one of his brilliant full-length comedy shows” then hopefully you will be able to do so now…

Matt Bragg Has Nothing Wrong With Him

Recently described by Chortle as a mix between Jack Dee and Frank Skinner wrapped in a Mod’s fashion sense, Matt Bragg is taking his debut show on tour.

A selection of his best bits from 7 years on the comedy circuit which, have taken him all over Europe, from basements to theatres and arenas supporting the likes of Ricky Gervais, John Bishop, Suzi Ruffell and Jason Manford.

“Classic observational comedy, delivered with effortless style” – Ricky Gervais

“Matt Bragg is brilliantly funny” – Suzi Ruffell

“Exemplary stand up” – Tom Rosenthal

16+ age guidance

Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life

A poignant exploration of comedy intertwined with the essence of life’s ups and downs.
Justin’s unparalleled ability to blend side-splitting humour with touching insights offers a rare glimpse into the human condition through the lens of a comedian.

This performance is more than just a series of jokes; it’s a heartfelt journey through the joys, sorrows, and hilarity of life, delivered with Justin’s characteristic charisma and warmth.

Prepare to laugh, reflect, and connect deeply with every story, making this evening an unforgettable highlight in your cultural calendar.

Tiny Tim’s Biggest Adventure

Seven years ago Tiny Tim decided to go on his own adventure navigating through adult life and posting about his calls on social media.
With over 120 million views on YouTube and over 10 million followers on all social media platforms, I’m sure at some point you have all seen the hilarious videos of the legend that is Tiny Tim’s Adventures.

Now it’s your turn to join the man behind the voice on his BIGGEST adventure to date.

Come along for a night with Tiny Tim LIVE. ON STAGE. IN PERSON.

Note: There will be moderate swearing throughout the performance. Suitable for 16 plus years.

George Lewis & Josh Jones – Edinburgh Preview

Catch two top comics warming up for Edinburgh!

Brand new hour from BBC New Comedy Award finalist and Edinburgh’s Best Newcomer Award nominee 2022; one of the most refreshing and original comedic voices to emerge from the North-West in recent years. Fast becoming a TV regular Josh has recently made breakthrough appearances on 8 Out Of 10 Cats (E4), Reality News (E4), Undeniable (Comedy Central), Fast Food Face Off (BBC Three), CelebAbility (ITV2) and Jonathan Ross’ Comedy Club (ITV).

‘Each year Josh’s star rises, he is a naturally funny performer’ ★★★★.5 (RGM)

‘Confident and assured comedy hour from a hugely likeable and talented man …rays of sunshine like him are sorely needed in a dark and depressing world’ ★★★★ (London Theatre 1)

You might know George Lewis from Instagram or TikTok. Well, how do you fancy seeing the full sized version in real life? He’s here to try out a load of new material. He’s supported Romesh Ranganathan, Tom Allen, Russell Kane & Josh Widdicombe on tour, performed stand up on tv several times and written a bestseller- ‘Don’t Panic! Everything the expectant dad needs to know’, so you’re in safe hands.

Our Trace Knickers & All Comedy Show

Our Trace is a multi award winning comedienne. She shot to fame after 26 years working on the entertainment circuit.Three years ago a member of the audience posted a Facebook live video at one of her shows. This clip went viral, achieving in excess of 8 MILLION views worldwide., turning her into an overnight internet sensation.

After this, Our Trace was approached by BGT. She auditioned and got 4 ‘yes’s’ from the judges, further adding to her growing fan base, leaving everyone wanting more of the funny woman in the posh frock.

Our Trace shares her life stories and experiences, many containing adult content., music, song and audience participation.

18+ age guidanceWHAT THE PEOPLE SAY…

A few reviews from Our Trace page on Facebook:

“Had Our Trace last night at our venue….WOW what a show it was she was absolutely FABULOUSSSS!! Laughs all the way though and had lots of positive reviews back off our customers. If you want a good show then book our Trace!! You won’t be disappointed.

We are already looking forward to having her back. 10000% recommend!!”

“I luv this talented lady Our Trace is a brilliant comedian and will raise the roof anywhere! “

“She’s just hilarious from start to finish”

“Saw Our Trace for the first time in Tenerife , all I can say is thank God for Tena ladies”

“Went to see our trace at the Albert halls in Bolton what a brilliant night. Our trace is witty and funny hilarious I recommend you go and see her.”

“Was hilarious from start to finish with some really original stuff. Would highly recommend as my sides are still sore from laughing😂”

“A very funny lady. A comedy breath of fresh air. Definitely well worth watching and had everyone in hysterics with audience participation.”

“What can I say apart from Our Trace is the funniest, loveliest comedian I have ever seen.

“One truly naturally funny lady. Amazing!”

Clinton Baptiste: Roller Ghoster!

I’m getting the words . . . Clinton Baptiste: Roller Ghoster!

Solo again, Britain’s most celebrated clairvoyant medium psychic from Peter Kay’s ‘Phoenix Nights’ returns with his brand new hilarious one-man stand up show.

As well as venturing into the audience to offer his unique spirit readings, Clinton Baptiste comes armed with more tales from his extraordinary childhood; exposing himself in ways you could never imagine -the family that shaped him, the narrow minded who doubted him and the lovers that left him.  He regales us with stories of his recent work on a cruise ship, his spirit readings round the UK and not to mention the day to day life with his Greenlandic spirit guide, Taruak.
Brace yourselves –  Clinton will prove his mystical ability once and for all.  This time, he guarantees you WILL believe!*

*No actual money back if you don’t.  It’s not really a legal ‘guarantee’ as such.  Look, it’s just an expression, okay?

Laugh, gasp, scream your head off…but whatever you do….strap in and hold tight as Clinton takes you on a rip-roaring ride through the twists and turns of his heady life.

The premier hands- on clairvoyant, medium and a psychic, Clinton is renowned as Britain’s foremost ‘can-do’ guru.

The self styled ‘Can-guru’*

(*not kangaroo.)

@realclintonb

A Joke

The smash hit stage comedy. Three characters with no memory arrive in a void.

As they try to work out where they are and why, they discover that one of them is English, one Irish, and one a Scotsman…

Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons – Work in Progress

Join Jason as he steps back on stage at the Gatehouse to try out brand new material ahead of his UK & Ireland Arena Tour.

Jason’s been busy since his last smash-hit stand up show but fans of his Absolute Radio show will know this nationally-acclaimed comedian hasn’t changed a bit.

‘Big Night of Musicals’ (ITV1), ‘New Year’s Eve Show’ (ITV1), Waterloo Road (BBC One) ‘Starstruck’ (ITV1), ‘First & Last’ (BBC One), ‘The Masked Singer’ (ITV1), ‘What Would Your Kid Do?’ (ITV1), ‘Olivier Awards’ (ITV1), ‘Scarborough’ (BBC One), ‘8 out of 10 Cats’ (Channel 4), ‘The Nightly Show’ (ITV1), ‘Sunday Night at the Palladium’ (ITV1), ‘Live at the Apollo’ (BBC One), ‘Have I Got News For You’, (BBC One), QI (BBC Two) and ‘The Royal Variety Performance’ (ITV1) have all helped establish Jason as a nationally known comic.

“Effortlessly entertaining” **** Evening Standard

“He’s blessed with the sort of laid-back charm and sharp turn of phrase you can’t manufacture” **** Daily Telegraph

“Engaging and Witty”  The Sunday Times

“Manford, in short, is a total pro.” The Times

“Manford successfully straddles the line between contemporary stand-up and old-school mainstream entertainment.” The Guardian

“…you’ll doubtless love this show” Manchester Evening News

14+ age guidance