Simon Brodkin

He’s the comedian who showered FIFA president Sepp Blatter with cash, handed Prime Minister Theresa May her P45, and created the smash-hit BBC comedy series Lee Nelson’s Well Good Show.

Simon is now one of the most exciting stand-up comedians in the world to see live. His last tour, Screwed Up, was a phenomenal success. Extended three times, it ran for 170 dates around the world, culminating in three sold out nights at London’s Hammersmith Apollo.

Unleashed is Simon’s hysterical new show. Packed with outrageous punchlines and electric crowdwork, Simon rips into wild swimmers, vape shops, Greta Thunberg, religion and his wife’s friends Claire & Carl.

Join Simon for a wildly funny night on this semi-secret warm-up for his biggest ever tour.

Age restrictions: 14+

Matt Bragg

Matt Bragg is one of the UK’s most distinctive comedic voices, entertaining audiences around the world for over a decade. Now firmly established as one of comedy’s most in-demand names, he’s shared the stage with Ricky Gervais, Matt Rife, Stephen Merchant and Harry Hill.

Following a sell-out UK tour and the release of his debut special in 2025, he returns with his new show, Stand Up Comic. Combining deadpan delivery with sharply observed, meticulously crafted material, this is a must-see for comedy fans.

“Classic observational stand up, delivered with effortless style.” – Ricky Gervais

“Excellent comedian.” – Rob Beckett

“Jack Dee’s world view, with Frank Skinner’s voice, all wrapped in a Mod’s fashion sense” – Chortle

 

Swing and Shtick: It’s All Forgotten Now! A Night with Frank Sanazi & Sol Bernstein

Get ready for a riotous clash of comedy worlds when Frank Sanazi and Sol Bernstein join forces to bring a night of anarchic entertainment that blends cabaret, parody and old school stand-up through character comedy.
18+

Frank Sanazi

Frank Sanazi, the ultimate “Ubermeister of Lounge” delivers a hilarious mix of cabaret, satire and political parody into his uniquely outrageous act. Frank Sanazi performs swing-style versions of classic songs with a darkly humorous twist – playfully reimagining them through the persona of a crooning dictator. Frank Sanazi is a cult figure on the UK comedy circuit and at festivals like the Edinburgh Fringe and Glastonbury.

“If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like if Hitler came back as a Vegas lounge-act crooner – and let’s face it, we all have – wonder no more” – Entertainment Now

“Comedy Gold” – Evening Standard

“It’s all brilliantly stupid, fantastically wrong and ridiculously funny” – The Scotsman

“A truly funny Fuhrer” – The Stage

Sol Bernstein

Sol Bernstein, billed as “the oldest Jewish on the circuit”, is a legend in the world of entertainment and when a legend reaches a certain point in their career, it’s time to ease up on doing legendary things and reflect on an exemplary life. Sol Bernstein has reached that point, and invites us to listen to his tales of the high life with the biggest names in showbiz, musings on how the world has changed, and being just an ordinary Jew with razor-sharp wit, unbounded talent and fearless chutzpah.

“Simply my favourite comic” – Harry Hill

“One part Alf Garnett, two parts Mel Brooks, and three parts like nothing you’ve ever heard” – The Guardian

“Like a good salt-beef sandwich with laughs… you really should see him soon” – The Scotsman

Josh Pugh: Ha Ha, Yeah Sound

After two sell-out tours, Josh Pugh is back performing stand-up comedy to the best of his ability for an hour and a bit.

Josh is known for his appearances on the small screen (TV) Live at the Apollo, Big Fat Quiz of Everything, Mock the Week, Would I Lie to You, The Last Leg as well his appearances on even smaller screens (your phone) with his weekly viral videos.

Here are some quotes selected to convince you further.

‘Deceptively clever’ THE GUARDIAN

‘A must-see stand up’ ROLLING STONE

‘Pub-grub comedy served up with cordon-bleu flare’ THE WEE REVIEW

As seen on Hypothetical (Dave), BBC New Comedy Awards, Head Judge (BBC), Mock The Week (BBC), The Last Leg (Channel 4), As Yet Untitled (Dave), Live at The Moth Club (Dave), Match of the Day X (BBC).

 

Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse

CLINTON BAPTISTE: SPECTRAL INTERCOURSE

Hot on the heels of his fourth sell-out UK tour, the nation’s favourite clairvoyant medium, from Peter Kay’s ‘Phoenix Nights’, Clinton Baptiste has extended his new live show for 2027 and beyond!

In a rudderless world, mankind needs an envoy to gather solutions from the all-knowing, all-seeing Afterlife.

But who should it be?

Of course, there’s only one man for the job – Clinton Baptiste.

Receiving the audiences’ queries and earthbound dilemmas, Clinton will then reach out to spirits for answers.

Fear not. He will probe sensitively.

Spiritual connection. Mystical congress….

……Spectral Intercourse.

“The funniest man alive!” Joe Lycett

“Such a funny man, I love him!” Rob Brydon

“Absolutely hilarious” Chris Moyles

Leo Kearse – Kearse on Humanity

SOLD OUT! RETURNING ON JULY 10 WITH ANDREW LAWRENCE DOUBLE-BILL

Award winning comedian Leo Kearse is back with “Kearse On Humanity”, a stand-up show ripping into things everyone else is scared to touch.

Climate change, Islamophobia, MeToo, Bonnie Blue, Just Stop Oil, fat activists, trans athletes – Leo slaughters sacred cows halal style. No stone is left unthrown!

“Genuinely thought-provoking…hugely entertaining….a warm and personal show” ★★★★ THE SCOTSMAN”
“A triumphant hour of outrageous and dark jokes, not pushing but gleefully running straight through the boundaries of taste and acceptability in today’s “woke” culture – BRITISH COMEDY GUIDE RECOMMENDED SHOW”
“Bad…genuinely offensive…a traumatic experience for some audience members” – THE NATIONAL STUDENT

Age restriction 16+

Comedy In The MET

The original and best! Stafford’s LEGENDARY comedy night returns with three more top comics ready to fill your lives with joy and laughter on a Friday night.

Expect gags galore and unlimited laughter as we crank up the comedy with well-known names from Britain’s booming comedy circuit.

Tickets still just £15, which works out at around 1p a laugh. (Probably!)

Enjoy.

Comedy In The MET

The original and best! Stafford’s LEGENDARY comedy night returns with three more top comics ready to fill your lives with joy and laughter on a Friday night.

Expect gags galore and unlimited laughter as we crank up the comedy with well-known names from Britain’s booming comedy circuit.

Tickets still just £15, which works out at around 1p a laugh. (Probably!)

Enjoy.

Comedy In The MET

The original and best! Stafford’s LEGENDARY comedy night returns with three more top comics ready to fill your lives with joy and laughter on a Friday night.

Expect gags galore and unlimited laughter as we crank up the comedy with well-known names from Britain’s booming comedy circuit.

Tickets still just £15, which works out at around 1p a laugh. (Probably!)

Enjoy.

Comedy In The MET

The original and best! Stafford’s LEGENDARY comedy night returns with three more top comics ready to fill your lives with joy and laughter on a Friday night.

Expect gags galore and unlimited laughter as we crank up the comedy with well-known names from Britain’s booming comedy circuit.

Tickets still just £15, which works out at around 1p a laugh. (Probably!)

Enjoy.