Andrew Lawrence – Still on the Naughty Step

SOLD OUT: EXTRA DATE NOW ADDED – MAY 8

Viral YouTube comedy phenomenon, Andrew Lawrence, takes his hard-edged satire on the road.

The ‘Live at the Apollo’, multiple award-winning stand-up star, has spent twenty years touring comedy clubs and festivals around the world, honing his craft to perfection.

Having been ‘cancelled’ twice for his unflinching, uproarious political humour, Andrew Lawrence has come back stronger each time, unstoppable in the face of censorship, selling out venues wherever he goes.

Now at the top of his game, following on from the huge success of his online videos- where he relentlessly pokes fun at Britain’s clown show political establishment – Andrew Lawrence is bringing his funniest show yet around the UK, a night of guaranteed belly laughs from one of this country’s very best comedians.

Jack Off The Beanstalk – Adults Only Pantomime

Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you’ve ever dared to see! 🐮

Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale—unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!

In this fabulously filthy twist, Dame Trott’s farm is in shambles… Desperate to rescue the farm, our hero Jack heads to the cattle market to save the day but is milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into handing over their beloved cow Daisy for a handful of “magic beans”

Will Flicking their Magic Beans save the day? 🫘

Will we have to get our chopper out? 🪓

Will Daisy get milked? 🥛

Exactly how big is this Beanstalk? 🫛

Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.

Leave the little ones at home, and help us Jack Off the Beanstalk… it’s big one 🍆

ADULTS ONLY

 

Comedy in The MET – October

Our legendary comedy nights are what keeps you laughing as the year goes on!

Don’t miss three laugh-out-loud comics fearlessly taking to the mic in front of what’s sure to be a sell-out audience.

Book early to make sure you don’t miss out…

Comedy in The MET – September

You know about our legendary comedy nights, right? Nice. Get in, quick.

Don’t miss three laugh-out-loud comics fearlessly taking to the mic in front of what’s sure to be a sell-out audience.

For September we’ve got the wondrous Oliver Bowler, Tom Wrigglesworth and Eva Bindeman.

Book early to make sure you don’t miss out…

Oliver Bowler
Hailing from the mean cobbles of Bolton, Oliver Bowler is a talented rising star of the UK comedy scene. A natural born storyteller, Oliver is one of the most exciting stand-ups to hit the circuit in recent years and is marked as one to watch after winning over audiences across the UK. Oliver mixes hilarious physicality, dry wit and cheeky charm to his relatable experiences through his well-crafted jokes. Watch this space…!

“I’ve been telling everyone, the lads got it!”
Scott Bennett

Tom Wrigglesworth
With a disarmingly charming delivery and unforgettable appearance, Yorkshire funny man Tom Wrigglesworth became a national have-a-go-hero when he rescued a little old lady from the jaws of a Virgin train ticket inspector; only to be arrested for begging.

His subsequent story of the event secured Tom several awards including the Chortle Best Show Award, and a nomination for the main Edinburgh Comedy Award.

This led to a sell out tour of the UK, and runs at the New Zealand Comedy Festival and prestigious Montreal Comedy Festival.

Following this, Tom recorded two series of Tom Wrigglesworth’s Open Letters for BBC Radio 4, tackling consumer issues in his own hilarious way and winning a highly acclaimed Sony Award for Best Radio Comedy along the way.

As a natural and engaging television presenter, Tom put his technical background to use when he appeared on Electric Dreams (BBC 2), advising a modern family as they fast forwarded through three decades of technology. He then presented Engineering Giants (BBC 2), which saw Tom climbing aboard an oil platform, servicing a passenger ferry and dismantling a jumbo-jet whilst interviewing various engineers to keep the viewers informed as the three major strip downs unfolded.

Further television credits include being a regular contributor on The Discovery Channel where he explains the science behind crowd sourced stunts and experiments on the popular show You have been warned, the Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live, Russell Howard`s Good News and The Comedy Gala all for BBC Three as well as The World Stand`s Up, Edinburgh and Beyond and three series of The Comedy Store all for Comedy Central.

Since winning the Channel 4 new comedian competition So You Think You’re Funny in 2003, Tom is now firmly established as one of the most original, talented and respected comedians on the UK and International comedy circuit.

Tom is also a regular host of Radio 4`s Comedy Club, and has also guested on BBC Radio 4’s Loose Ends, Newsquiz, The Unbelievable Truth, The Now Show, Act Your Age, It’s Your Round, The Infinite Monkey Cage, You & Yours as well as BBC Radio 2’s Out To Lunch and Claudia Winkleman’s Arts Show. He has had regular guest performances on BBC 6’s Jon Richardson Show and has co-presented on Richard Bacon’s Radio 5 Show and The Rhod Gilbert Show on BBC Radio Wales.

“The ultimate crowd pleaser” – The Guardian

Eva Bindeman
Eva Bindeman, a Bristol-based comedian originating from the North East, infuses her performances with a delightful blend of warmth, conversational humor, and unexpected twists. Her comedic talent has been showcased on prominent platforms, including BBC 1 and iPlayer, where she featured in the BBC New Comedy Awards.

Earning recognition for her comedic prowess, Eva was named as “one to watch” by Funny Women in 2022. Her comedic journey includes notable achievements such as being a finalist in the Stand Up or Cider competition in 2021 and reaching the semi-finals of SYTYF (So You Think You’re Funny) in 2019.

Renowned comedian Russell Howard has praised Eva’s performances, describing them as “Superb…Very Funny,” while The Bath Echo has commended her with, “Killer gags and excellent delivery. Bindeman knows what she is doing.”

Comedy in The MET – July 2025

If you know, you know.  Don’t miss three laugh-out-loud comics fearlessly taking to the mic in front of what’s sure to be a sell-out audience.

Book early to make sure you don’t miss out…

Comedy in The MET

If you know, you know.  Don’t miss three laugh-out-loud comics fearlessly taking to the mic in front of what’s sure to be a sell-out audience.

Book early to make sure you don’t miss out…

Comedy in The MET – May

If you know, you know.  Don’t miss three laugh-out-loud comics fearlessly taking to the mic in front of what’s sure to be a sell-out audience.

Book early to make sure you don’t miss out…

Jamali Maddix: Aston

Critically acclaimed comedian Jamali Maddix is back on the road with a brand new tour show: Aston.

Expect Jamali’s trademark brutally honest and unflinching perspectives on the world at large.

His last tours have sold-out shows across the globe, playing the UK, Europe, Asia, Australia, and North America.

He is a regular on the series of Never Mind the Buzzcocks for Sky and was one of the most anarchic Taskmaster contestants the show has ever seen.

Alongside this he was a regular contributor for Frankie Boyle’s New World Order (BBC2) and has been seen on ‘Live at the Apollo’ (BBC Two), ‘8 Out of 10 Cats’ (More4), The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS) as well as many others.

Scott Bennett: Stuff 2026

As heard on BBC Radio 4!

As a society we love stuff, it’s a statement about who we are and who we want to be.

But apparently, this message is at odds with the looming environmental crisis. We’re now struggling to balance these worlds, to focus on the things that bring us real connections and nourish the soul.

Award-winning Comedian and Award-winning Product Designer, Scott Bennett is desperately trying to cleanse his life of stuff, but is this even possible anymore?

Tour support for Mickey Flanagan, Rob Brydon Jason Manford, and John Bishop.

The star of Live at the Apollo, The News Quiz, The Now Show, The Ultimate Choice and Chortle Best Club Comedian Nominee 2022.

“Without doubt live comedy’s best kept secret” Evening Standard

“Great material, great delivery, a very funny man” Rob Brydon

“Brilliantly funny, a joy to watch” Chris Ramsey

“Bennett is a stand-up in fine control of his material, his delivery and his image, a masterclass in adding a frisson of ‘in the moment’ unpredictability to otherwise tightly written routines” **** Chortle

Comedy in the MET – February 2025

Our legendary comedy nights are steaming into 2025! Don’t miss three laugh-out-loud comics fearlessly taking to the mic in front of what’s sure to be a sell-out audience.

Plus, it’s Valentine’s Day, so there’s your romantic night out sorted!

Book early to make sure you don’t miss out…