Scott Bennett

Back by popular demand after two sell-out shows at the Gatehouse.

As a society we love stuff, it’s a statement about who we are and who we want to be. But apparently, this message is at odds with the looming environmental crisis.

We’re now struggling to balance these worlds, to focus on the things that bring us real connections and nourish the soul.

Award-winning Comedian and Award-winning Product Designer, Scott Bennett is desperately trying to cleanse his life of stuff, but is this even possible anymore?

Tour support for Mickey Flanagan, Rob Brydon Jason Manford, and John Bishop. The star of Live at the Apollo, The News Quiz, The Now Show, The Ultimate Choice and Chortle Best Club Comedian Nominee 2022.

“Without doubt live comedy’s best kept secret” Evening Standard

“Great material, great delivery, a very funny man,” Rob Brydon

“Brilliantly funny, a joy to watch” Chris Ramsey

“Bennett is a stand-up in fine control of his material, his delivery and his image, a masterclass in adding a frisson of ‘in the moment’ unpredictability to otherwise tightly written routines” Chortle

MC Hammersmith

MC HAMMERSMITH is a multi-award winning hip hop comedian. He writes and performs original hip hop comedy tracks, and performs improvised freestyle rap comedy based on audience suggestions.

He is the world’s leading rapper to ever emerge from the ghetto of middle class west London. Now based in Edinburgh, he performs across the UK and internationally.

Milton Jones: Ha!Milton

This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it.

He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes…and there’s a bit about tomatoes.

You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff.

A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense.

WARNING

*contains jokes from the start.

“He’s fast, absurd and very Funny” Radio Times

‘No-one can touch Jones when he hits his stride’ The Guardian

Alfie Moore: A Face For Radio

Somewhere in a parallel universe little Alfie’s natural comedic performance skills were recognised by his doting parents who encouraged and developed his blossoming talent. After several years as a stage school brat Alfie’s angelic face was launched on stage and screen and the rest is history.

Meanwhile, in this universe Alfie Moore was told to stop messing about in class before being ‘encouraged’ into the grinding, grimy world of an apprenticeship in the Sheffield steelworks. When recession hit he traded steel for copper by joining Humberside Police.

Thirty years of shift-work, initially in the Sheffield steelworks and then as a copper on the beat (where he was punched in the face quite a lot), has left him with ‘a face for radio’.  A face not so much ‘lived in’ as inhabited by a settlement of squatters with little regard to property maintenance and repair.

In his 40s a surprising career shift turned middle-aged Alfie from street cop to BBC radio star. But when TV fame beckoned could he grasp it or was he past it?

 “…offbeat, revealing and very funny” You Magazine

“…thoroughly engaging, endlessly funny. His charisma shines through as bright and colourful as a twirling blue light. Mature Times

 

Matt Bragg Has Nothing Wrong With Him

Recently described by Chortle as a mix between Jack Dee and Frank Skinner wrapped in a Mod’s fashion sense, Matt Bragg is taking his debut show on tour.

A selection of his best bits from 7 years on the comedy circuit which, have taken him all over Europe, from basements to theatres and arenas supporting the likes of Ricky Gervais, John Bishop, Suzi Ruffell and Jason Manford.

“Classic observational comedy, delivered with effortless style” – Ricky Gervais

“Matt Bragg is brilliantly funny” – Suzi Ruffell

“Exemplary stand up” – Tom Rosenthal

16+ age guidance

Justin Moorhouse: The Greatest Performance of My Life

Get ready for an unforgettable experience as Justin returns with “The Greatest Performance of My Life”. After a successful and extensively extended tour of his 2022 show Stretch and Think (which you can catch in full on YouTube), he’s back on the road with this new show.

The story covers subjects ranging from pantomimes to dreams, how to behave in hospitals, small talk, realising his Mum is a northern version of Columbo, and how being a smart-mouthed kid saved him from a life of continually being beaten up.

Above all else, it’s the Justin you have to come to expect. It’s funny and interesting, and perhaps there’s a little bit that warms the soul, too.

★★★★ “What sets him apart is the craft. Lightning fast wit, masterful delivery.” Chortle

★★★★ “If joke-telling is your thing, then Justin Moorhouse is your man…very high gag rate”Fest

★★★★“Skilful crafting…he keeps the laughs coming” British Theatre Guide “He charms the pants off the crowd” Sunday Times “The amount of first-rate comic craft that goes into his routines is worthy of admiration” Guardian “Simultaneously down-to- earth and out of this world”

The List Age guidance: 14+

Tiny Tim’s Biggest Adventure

Seven years ago Tiny Tim decided to go on his own adventure navigating through adult life and posting about his calls on social media.
With over 120 million views on YouTube and over 10 million followers on all social media platforms, I’m sure at some point you have all seen the hilarious videos of the legend that is Tiny Tim’s Adventures.

Now it’s your turn to join the man behind the voice on his BIGGEST adventure to date.

Come along for a night with Tiny Tim LIVE. ON STAGE. IN PERSON.

Note: There will be moderate swearing throughout the performance. Suitable for 16 plus years.

George Lewis & Josh Jones – Edinburgh Preview

Catch two top comics warming up for Edinburgh!

Brand new hour from BBC New Comedy Award finalist and Edinburgh’s Best Newcomer Award nominee 2022; one of the most refreshing and original comedic voices to emerge from the North-West in recent years. Fast becoming a TV regular Josh has recently made breakthrough appearances on 8 Out Of 10 Cats (E4), Reality News (E4), Undeniable (Comedy Central), Fast Food Face Off (BBC Three), CelebAbility (ITV2) and Jonathan Ross’ Comedy Club (ITV).

‘Each year Josh’s star rises, he is a naturally funny performer’ ★★★★.5 (RGM)

‘Confident and assured comedy hour from a hugely likeable and talented man …rays of sunshine like him are sorely needed in a dark and depressing world’ ★★★★ (London Theatre 1)

You might know George Lewis from Instagram or TikTok. Well, how do you fancy seeing the full sized version in real life? He’s here to try out a load of new material. He’s supported Romesh Ranganathan, Tom Allen, Russell Kane & Josh Widdicombe on tour, performed stand up on tv several times and written a bestseller- ‘Don’t Panic! Everything the expectant dad needs to know’, so you’re in safe hands.

Our Trace Knickers & All Comedy Show

RESCHEDULED TO NEW DATE: April 11, 8.00pm

We’re so sorry, but Our Trace has been taken ill and can’t perform on Friday, March 21.

The good news is she’s rescheduled the show for APRIL 11 – another Friday night just a few weeks away.

You don’t need to do anything, as your original tickets will still be valid for the new date.

If you can’t make it, or if you have any questions, just give the Box Office a call on 01785 619080.

Apologies again and we look forward to seeing you soon – we promise the wait will be worth it! 

Our Trace is a multi award winning comedienne. She shot to fame after 26 years working on the entertainment circuit.Three years ago a member of the audience posted a Facebook live video at one of her shows. This clip went viral, achieving in excess of 8 MILLION views worldwide., turning her into an overnight internet sensation.

After this, Our Trace was approached by BGT. She auditioned and got 4 ‘yes’s’ from the judges, further adding to her growing fan base, leaving everyone wanting more of the funny woman in the posh frock.

Our Trace shares her life stories and experiences, many containing adult content., music, song and audience participation.

18+ age guidanceWHAT THE PEOPLE SAY…

A few reviews from Our Trace page on Facebook:

“Had Our Trace last night at our venue….WOW what a show it was she was absolutely FABULOUSSSS!! Laughs all the way though and had lots of positive reviews back off our customers. If you want a good show then book our Trace!! You won’t be disappointed.

We are already looking forward to having her back. 10000% recommend!!”

“I luv this talented lady Our Trace is a brilliant comedian and will raise the roof anywhere! “

“She’s just hilarious from start to finish”

“Saw Our Trace for the first time in Tenerife , all I can say is thank God for Tena ladies”

“Went to see our trace at the Albert halls in Bolton what a brilliant night. Our trace is witty and funny hilarious I recommend you go and see her.”

“Was hilarious from start to finish with some really original stuff. Would highly recommend as my sides are still sore from laughing😂”

“A very funny lady. A comedy breath of fresh air. Definitely well worth watching and had everyone in hysterics with audience participation.”

“What can I say apart from Our Trace is the funniest, loveliest comedian I have ever seen.

“One truly naturally funny lady. Amazing!”

Clinton Baptiste: Roller Ghoster!

I’m getting the words . . . Clinton Baptiste: Roller Ghoster!

Solo again, Britain’s most celebrated clairvoyant medium psychic from Peter Kay’s ‘Phoenix Nights’ returns with his brand new hilarious one-man stand up show.

As well as venturing into the audience to offer his unique spirit readings, Clinton Baptiste comes armed with more tales from his extraordinary childhood; exposing himself in ways you could never imagine -the family that shaped him, the narrow minded who doubted him and the lovers that left him.  He regales us with stories of his recent work on a cruise ship, his spirit readings round the UK and not to mention the day to day life with his Greenlandic spirit guide, Taruak.
Brace yourselves –  Clinton will prove his mystical ability once and for all.  This time, he guarantees you WILL believe!*

*No actual money back if you don’t.  It’s not really a legal ‘guarantee’ as such.  Look, it’s just an expression, okay?

Laugh, gasp, scream your head off…but whatever you do….strap in and hold tight as Clinton takes you on a rip-roaring ride through the twists and turns of his heady life.

The premier hands- on clairvoyant, medium and a psychic, Clinton is renowned as Britain’s foremost ‘can-do’ guru.

The self styled ‘Can-guru’*

(*not kangaroo.)

@realclintonb